I'm A Lot In Love With The Pro Bowl Hula Girl

Little while ago I did the post on Sean Lee’s remarkable hover hand. I made fun of him pretty good, but the more I’ve inspected it, the more I’ve stopped noticing that Speed highway sized gap and started noticing the girl. I am smitten, lady and gentlemen. John Feitelberg is a smitten little kitten right now. This girl is perfect. So perfect that I don’t even fault Sean Lee anymore, I wouldn’t touch her either. I wouldn’t want to ruin her by having her come into contact with me (that’s how you’re supposed to treat girls you think are pretty, don’t ever talk to them or touch them. They’re better than you. Little tip for the young guns) or lose my hand because her glow is so hot. Hell, even Khalil Mack was too intimidated by her.

I’m sure everyone’s got the same question as me: who is this magical creature? What is the name of this gift from above? Well it’s Chelsea Hardin, Miss Hawaii. But, unfortunately for all of you, I called dibs. She’s mine. If you don’t respect dibs then I don’t respect you.

Mahina Garcia, the other Pro Bowl hula girl, isn’t exactly rough on the eyes either.

h/t Will/Matt